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In the Line of Fire

OK, well I wasn’t behind the line, but I was the manager. One of the servers ran up telling me that the kitchen was on fire and the cooks were burned… she had seen 2 of them with badly burned faces! It was 8pm on a Friday and the second

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Posted in On The Line - Kitchen Stories

IT’S MY RESTAURANT!!!

Back in 2002, a friend treated me to a birthday dinner without telling me where we were going. Surprise, it was Mario Batali’s BABBO in the West Village. When we walked in, the bored hostess was about to seat us when I said, “Do you know who I am?” (in

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Posted in Be Our Guest - Customer Stories

Carry Out Culture

It’s not on the menu.

Posted in Be Our Guest - Customer Stories

Goodbye Dolly

It was Saturday, and a busy night was expected at the Oyster Bar & Spaghetti Machine and it was also Bobby L’s birthday. Earlier in the day I picked up a gift that we would give to him over drinks after closing. This was when Ann Arbor wasn’t too precious

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Posted in Dish It Out - Server Stories

A Sweet and Very Quick Affair

An elderly British couple walked into the diner, in search of a cup of tea and a slice of pie. Upon delivery of the very proper lady’s black tea, she requested skim milk. I replied, we have only whole milk. Fact: when I tell someone, “we only have whole milk,”

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Posted in Dish It Out - Server Stories

Meet the Cleavers

I worked at one of the “Greek pizza” places that were common here in Ann Arbor for years. I was their first ever, female, dishwasher. Apparently this meant the fat, dickish, MARRIED, cook was supposed to pinch my ass whenever he passed me in the tiny hallway of a kitchen.

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Baby Mama Drama

One slow lunch, an attractive muscular man asked to be seated with a tense, lovely blond and what turned out to be their daughter.  He seemed very decisive, direct and yet polite. I brought their salads and walked away. A moment later, a flurry of motion caught my eye.  I

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Posted in Dish It Out - Server Stories

Feeling A Little Horse Today

I was excited to eat at the Chinese Restaurant in Royal Oak as I had done countless times before. After I got my food I was eager to bite into my favorite egg rolls. To my surprise I bit into something crunchy…

Posted in Be Our Guest - Customer Stories

Pizza Parlour Princess

One lunch rush in the popular pizza chain I worked at, a group of four middle-aged women were seated in a booth in my section. They were persnickety with me from the get-go but whooping it up with each other. They seemed like they hadn’t seen each other in a

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Posted in Dish It Out - Server Stories

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